Home » Quotes and Wallpapers » Getting Bored..?? Here are some funny Quotes to bring smile on ur face…July 9, 2013 6:37 pm Leave your thoughts
Share these funny quotes among your friends and make them laugh..“When one door closes another door opens
That’s the main reason i think my house is haunted.” ”A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.” “That awkward moment when you come home look in the mirror and think….
“Did i look like this all day” “The police want to interview me. Starnge.. I didn’t even apply for a job there.” ”My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve
finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” “If you can’t have midnight snack why do we have a light in the fridge ?? “ “I hate when people see me at the super market & they are like.. “Hey what are you doing here? “
& i m just like.. ” Oh you know hunting elephants. “ “Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple
personalities.” “People say you cant live without love… I think oxygen is more important.” “I’m not lazy… I m on energy saving mode.”
Say cheese…. !!!
Keep Smiling… !!!
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